November 2005


Man, there is just not a lot of baseball going on right now, is there? This is lame.

So here’s what I do when I log onto the computer these days:

  1. Check out the stadium cam and inspect demolition progress.
  2. Go to Bloglines and see what’s now in Cardblog Nation.
  3. Click back to redbirdbrain and ponder whether or not I should update. Usually said pondering is followed almost immediately by a “Nah!”
  4. Go over to Time Warner Cable and try to figure out how to sell roommates on the idea of getting cable for our household so I can watch at least a few games next year. Wonder if I should go really crazy and try to split a DVR, too.
  5. Give up on the idea that we’ll ever have enough money for that. Start surfing the web for other things. You know, movies, books, theatre, sending emails to our friends, and all the other boring things we try to fill our lives with during the offseason. This takes approximately two minutes before I give up and close the computer to do other things (like read or watch a video or annoy my roommates or something of that nature).

And then five or ten minutes later, I start over again at #1.

Sigh.

Well, I’ve been on a baseball book-reading frenzy lately. I’d never really gone near all those baseball classics that everyone else read ages ago (like Moneyball, which I finished last week), so I’ve decided to use this offseason to catch up, as it were. (Also: I’m too broke to go out and have fun like a normal person.) I’m using as my guide this piece by Rob Neyer, with a few of my own picks, as well.

I just finished Wait Till Next Year, by Doris Kearns Goodwin. I appreciated it for two reasons. First of all, it’s an easy introduction to 1950s baseball. Since I have a hard time working up an interest in non-Cardinal baseball history, her chatty reminiscences were a great first step into to the world of the the Brooklyn Dodgers and that whole era. Secondly, I enjoyed reading the book because her experiences growing up in 1950s Long Island were, in fact, quite similar to my own childhood in Webster Groves. A conservative Catholic upbringing, sisters she admired, an absolute obsession with her baseball team… You get the picture. (My biggest quibble is that Ms. Goodwin didn’t grow up in Brooklyn proper – I mean, who wants to read about Long Island? Gypped!)

And I got so interested in the Brooklyn Dodgers that I decided to go see the former site of Ebbets Field. It’s only a twenty-minute walk across beautiful Prospect Park from my apartment, but I’d never been over there. Flatbush isn’t what I’d call a typical Brooklyn neighborhood – it pretty much exemplifies the ugly vision of New York City I had as a little kid. Enormous apartment buildings, fenced in playgrounds, grafitti everywhere – that sort of thing.

No matter, though: History beckoned! I wandered over without any exact sense of where the field was. I knew there’s an apartment building there now, and I figured there would be enough signs around to let me know about where the ballpark used to be. Actually, though, I was halfway around the area in question before I came upon the sign that said “Ebbets Field Apartments�. Whaaa? I forgot to bring a camera, so just imagine a massive, blocklong apartment building that towers over everything else in the neighborhood. I was pathetically trying to think of excuses as to why this couldn’t possibly be it, and I settled on the fact that the block didn’t seem big enough for a whole stadium (growing up with Busch will affect you that way, I suppose).

Two minutes later, though, I saw this sign and there was no more denying it. Ebbets Field is now the ugliest, most charmless building in Flatbush. I think, at one point, the building was public housing, but I don’t think that’s the case any longer (I’m saying this because of the nice cars in the gated lot and satellite dishes attached to many of the balconies – it’s not a very nice building, but it doesn’t reek of poverty, either).

After a trip to the Brooklyn Central Library (which, by the way, has a great baseball collection and a nice Dodgers exhibition), I came home to a debate with my roommate about whether or not we’d be secret Dodgers fans if they still played nearby. On the one hand, it would be buckets of fun to be able to walk to the ballpark on a summer evening. And the Dodgers have such a rich history, just like the Cardinals do. Based on history alone, I’d be much more likely to root for them than the Yankees or Mets. On the other hand, all this romanticism is fine in theory, until you consider the fact that the Mets took the place of the Dodgers. So the Dodgers would be just like the Mets are to me.

You know. Despicable.

We got the Cy, we got the MVP!

Nice to see our boy (finally) get what he deserves. It ain’t a ring, but it ain’t bad, either.

Congratulations, Albert!

So Scott of Cardnilly fame mentioned that there are a lot of female cardsbloggers floating around. Yes, yes, this is true. And yes, we’re all happy about this. But people, let’s not kid ourselves. We’ve still got a ways to go before we’re truly the best blogging community on the internet. I’m putting up my own humble wishlist for the cardsblogosphere:

  1. A cardinals podcast. If we can’t get mp3s of programs on KFNS, KMOX, KTRS, or 1380 ESPN to listen to on the subway, surely one of our intrepid and clever cardsbloggers can recruit some friends to shoot the shit with on a regular basis? Come now. I want subway entertainment. I mean, I love the Baseball Prospectus podcasts, but I want even more baseball blathering. If the cubs fans can do it, then so can we! Right?
  2. Someone to buy this great url I have in mind. I’m not posting it because then (undoubtedly) some lameass will buy it and use it to sell pornographic gerbils or electric nipple clamps or some such. But whenever I mention that this awesome web address is available, fellow Cards fans are shocked (shocked!) to hear it. One friend tried to convince me to buy it and set up a sort of network for out-of-town Cards fans to watch important games together, but I decided it would be too much work to set up, and too much work to maintain. Still, though. Someone should do something with this address, so email me about it if you’re web inclined.
  3. An official blogosphere-sanctioned shot for after-important-win consumption. Now. It’s odd to think of a cardinals related drink that doesn’t involve A-B beer. But really, if we have a redbird dessert, can’t we have an official celebratory drink? I recommend that someone who’s better at drinking than I am think up a recipe and a snazzy name. I’ll pass it around New York City. The rest is up to you.
  4. Someone, somewhere, must have a copy of “The Heat is On” with all those cheesy 1980’s Cardinal interjections. “A gran – a gran- a grand slam by Herr!” “This is Bob Gibson and the cards are hot!” “SCORE!!!” “really really red hot”. You all know what I’m getting at, right? This is the Internet! This is the sort of thing we should publish. It’s what we do. Let’s make this happen.
  5. Ample appreciation for this site. Props and snaps go to the Fuck Your Couch for linking me there in the first place.
  6. Albert Pujols to win the MVP. Just because that would be nice.

The Pujols Family Foundation says that Albert and his wife just had a new baby daughter last week. Wow. I had no idea, so congratulations! (I do hope that’s not the only thing I’ll be congratulating Albert for in the next 24 hours… )

Everyone’s buzzing about Bernie Miklasz’s rumor: Jim Edmonds to the Yankees for Robinson Cano and Chien-Ming Wang. Once I stopped hyperventilating long enough to think long and hard about it, I made a careful and considered decision. My loyalty to, adoration for, and belief in Jimmy easily trumps my desire for younger outfielders or infield stability. And since this is Not Gonna Happen per VEB, I’m not going to worry about it.

Except as one of my useless academic exercises (see post below): Would this be the most traumatic Cardinal trade of my lifetime? For me personally, it would certainly rank up there with Andy Van Slyke, Keith Hernandez and Willie McGee.

In other news, I’m looking at the 2006 schedule to try and decide where to go on my Ballpark Crusade. This past year, I only managed one new major league and one new minor league ballpark. My Major League goal for this next year is three: Philly (for opening day, I hope!), Busch and a Ballpark to Be Named Later. I’m thinkin’ Detroit or Atlanta. Oh, and as for minor league parks: I hope to be going out to Staten Island to see the SI Yankees play. Apparently, their ballpark is gorgeous and has a great view of the New York skyline (unlike this one, this one, or this one).

A few site-biz notes:

  • The url of this site is birdbrain.wordpress.com rather than the more obvious choice, redbirdbrain.wordpress.com because, well… All right. I actually had no intention of creating an active blog here. See, I was bored a few weeks ago and started fooling around with wordpress.com to see how well the system worked. Then I arbitrarily decided that I’d write an entry (just in case anyone found the site, you know?). And then I thought of another post I might like to put up. And then one more. And then I mentioned to bellyscratcher that I had a new site up… And so I guess this is where I’ll be talkin’ baseball from now on.
  • To those of you who figured out my identity from a few of my comments to bellyscratcher in the last post – gold star for you! Good thing I’m not trying to be a spy. I’m the worst incognito blogger ever.
  • Yeah, the design will eventually be more Card-centric. Again, wordpress.com is still in development.

My original title for this post was “chattin’ with the queen b”. I changed it because “queen b” reminds me a bit to much of “Killer B’s”. Didn’t want any part of that, and doubt bellyscratcher would have, either. You’re stuck with an even more ridiculous entry title.

So those of you who read bellyitcher (and if you don’t: a, you’re lame, and b, I wonder how you even found this site) will have seen part 1 of our friday afternoon chat, in which we debated about Albert’s 2005 Game 5 Homer vs. Jimmy’s 2004 Game 6 Homer. Among other things. Here follows part 2, in which we expand our discussion to 2006. Among other things.

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Congratulations to our Cy Young pitcher, Chris Carpenter! Anyone else reload espn.com/mlb loads of times, hoping to see that very headline?

The football game on Monday night was so incredibly boring that I was lucky I watched with such interesting, passionate football fans. So rather than gluing my eyes open or attacking the plate of brownies one of them had made, I could spend my time pondering the nature of being a sports fan.
 
(Full disclosure: Ok, I also attacked the plate of brownies as I grappled with Important Sports Fandom Questions. Thinking women need sustenance!)
  
Both girls love football. One was a Broncos fan from Denver; the other was a Patriots fan since Tom Brady’s first Superbowl season. Their knowledge of and dedication to the game of football was really something impressive.
 
I, of course, know next-to-nothing about football, and yet I felt superior to them both. Why?
  1. I was quietly dismissive of the Pats fan, first and foremost, because she’s only supported her team since 2001. Secondly, one of the reasons she got so upset at the loss was that she thinks Tom Brady is unfairly ignored by the media. I thought this was silly. Still do, actually. Dude has won three Superbowls. Women go nuts for him. He’ll go into the Hall of Fame. He’s got a good life. (It’s almost akin to pitying Albert Pujols, isn’t it? If we’re going to pity people, let’s not pity sports stars.) My final reason for refusing to take her seriously is that she has no geographic or familial connection to New England.
  2. And the Broncos fan was morally upstanding only until she lost all respect by mentioning that she follows the Yankees instead of the Rockies because she “wants to be happy now and then”.
But is my attitude towards either of them really very fair? To begin with, they both know more about football rules and strategy than I do about baseball (and I’m no slouch). This Pats fan had no idea in 2001 that she’d picked exactly the right time to start following a team. I realized later that I’d up and dismissed four years of obsession simply because the Patriots have been winning. And can I really scoff at someone who decides not to follow the Rockies? They’ve never won, they’ll probably never win. Sports are supposed to be fun. What’s wrong with liking a team who wins? (Why did it have to be the Yankees, though? Sigh.)
 
I’m not sure if I’m going anywhere with this (which reminds me: does admitting I have no point absolve me from accusations of rambling? No? Dangit). I guess I just felt like I should admit to having all sorts of unformed and heretofore unsuspected prejudices about other fans. The advantage to realizing this was that I felt bad about dismissing other people to feel good about my team. So I decided to try a new tack and eat another brownie to feel good about myself, instead. (Chocolate is far tastier than condescension.)
  
Recognizing the problem doesn’t, of course, mean that I’m going to stop. After all, if you can’t irrationally dismiss other fans, other teams, or other cities, then you’re going to have a very hard time talking smack. And that would be a real shame.

When I was just a wee young thing, I clipped out an article from the paper. It was a full page spread entitled “99 Reasons Why Baseball is So Much Better Than Football”. I saved that article for years. I refused to watch football. I was a baseball fan, and wanted no part of the helmets, the padding, or the scary fat guys.

Eventually, my resistance waned. I began to see the attraction. I rooted for Notre Dame as a teenager, and really fell in love with football one beautiful-but-heartbreaking November day in 1997. (I’d gone to exactly one college football game before that and fallen asleep during the 3rd quarter across the benches.) The Rams won the Superbowl a few years later, and I made it a habit – if not a religion – to watch the games every weekend.

Then I moved abroad. Two years without baseball OR football ensued. And while my interest in football had waned by the time I got back, my desire to get back to baseball was absolutely at (oh geez, I don’t want to say it… I don’t want to say it… ) a fever pitch.

I bring this up because I watched Monday Night Football last night with a couple of football fanatic fangirls (more on those two crazy kids tomorrow). It was the first time this season I’ve caught an entire game. And I understand that it wasn’t exactly the most exciting one of the year, that sometimes great matchups fall flat, etc. But it just reiterated what I’ve been thinking ever since I moved back to the states: Man, is football ever dull and overproduced.

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