Gmail talk status between me and some friends this morning. Remember, this isn’t any actual conversation, it’s just the status below your name. Green is available to chat, red isn’t (in case you don’t have gmail).
Me: Cubs are lame
Beth: In a deposition and the cardinals suck!
Nina: When was the last time the cardinals won a three-game series?
I then IMed Nina to inform her that the answer to this question was, in fact, yesterday. A terse conversation ensued, in which I called Dusty Baker an idiot and Nina said, “Spoken like a true cubs fan!”)
Nina: Julia cares about the cubs a little
Me: Nina is a liar and the cubs are lame
Nina: A true hater would embrace the shortfalls of our manager
Me: Dusty baker is an idiot, but should remain the manager of the cubs for as long as he lives
Nina: new busch stadium is a giant bar
Me: oh honestly. Like a cubs fan has any right to criticize cardinals fans for drinking too much at the ballgame.
Nina:saint louis fans have 60% of their teetch
Nina: saint louis fans have 60% of their teeth
Me: cubs fans can’t spell
Nina is offline.
Me: cubs are lame
